PERFECT VICTIMS (1988) - "No one can help you now, not even your GOD"

      Brandon Poole is a mover by day and rapist by night.  Oh yeah and he has aids.  Brandon's livid at women and blames them for his disease, so he feels he needs to spread aids to as many women as possible before he expires.  He preys on aspiring models after moving them into their new home in Hollywood.  He sifts through their belongings, fawns at their head shots, and it's game on. Brandon then proceeds to drug their milk with an animal tranquilizer and returns to the house later that night to find the models lying on the floor, heavily sedated.  He goes for the blonde, pins her to the floor, and pulls out a small tube and spits into it which is inserted into the blonde's nostril. It doesn't stop there.  He slits his wrist then the lets the blood descend into her mouth and slaps the shit out her.  RAPE TIME. When he finishes he adds "I have news for you slut, your kid is an orphan."

SAMSON!!!!!!!!

  Similar scenarios take place through out the film with some amazingly stellar one liners.  I love this film so much I might have to buy a laser disc player just to get a better quality version than my VHS transfer, or maybe just maybe some smart faction of people will release this on DVD. I might add if you're seeing a woman and you're unsure about her, give her the Perfect Victims test.  If she doesn't like it, show her the door.  If she wants back into your life, have her write a 10 page essay why Perfect Victims is the one of the greatest movies to emasculate to of all time and maybe you'll let her back into your life . 

THE PARTY ANIMAL (1984) - HOUNDDOG'S GONNA EAT THAT PUSSY!

      The Party Animal, it seems to me,  is the creme de la creme of the 80's sex comedy genre.   We have Pondo Sinatra, a virgin in his mid-twenties, who migrates from the south to the north to attend college.  He befriends Studly, a real womanizer,  who gives his best advice on getting laid but Pondo's progress is desultory, even with Studly's help.  So Studly recommends talking to his mentor, Elbow, the school's janitor.  Elbow's advice is basically, you gotta tell the pussy who's boss and you gotta eat it up.  This doesn't work for poor Pondo.  So his last resort is to concoct an aphrodisiac after hearing about aphrodisiacs in class.  He pours a vat of green shit all over him and low and behold girls are all over him like flies on shit.   It's Pondomania.  Pondo soon becomes annoyed with the disorder but it's too late,  an obese girl rapes him and then the film implies that he got crushed by her.  HOLY SHIT the movie isn't over yet. Pondo has been reincarnated as a rabbit, now Pondo can get all the rabbit pussy he wants.
     Not only is the story bizarre and entertaining but the soundtrack to The Party Animal really aids the film in making it even more enjoyable, which is predominantly laden with hearty Buzzcocks songs. I wish the soundtrack would have been released because, I have spent many restless nights searching for Gerald Michenaud's "Kill the White Man" but had no such luck. The VHS version has R.E.M.'s "Radio Free Europe" playing in the background while lubricated men frolic on a stage and exploit themselves, what was the director eluding to?

     You have tits and ass, in conjunction with a little racism and fart humor, followed by a little rape and excessive drug use, and you have THE PARTY ANIMAL.