KINJITE: FORBIDDEN SUBJECTS (1989)

   Seriously folks, any film that features Charles Bronson brandishing a dildo and sticking it up his adversaries asshole instantly wins the key to my heart. 

    Kinjite:  Forbidden Subjects isn't Bronson at his best work, nothing comparable to Death Wish 3 atleast.  The problem with Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects is that Bronson's character isn't a very likeable.  He seems to be acting more like the always sourly bitter douche, Andy Rooney than Paul Kersey, always complaining about superfluous nonsense.  So what dude your daughter got her holiest of holies touched, go to disneyland for a day and forget about the whole thing, could have been much worse like the Japanese girl, fumikoson, your trying to rescue from that shitbag Duke.  She was raped three times within 3 minutes and developed a penchant for heroin which ultimately led to her overdose.  And let's not to forget that Duke (the pimp) made her turn tricks.

   Fortunately this movie is one hell of sleaze fest which makes it worth watching.  It's got drugs, rape, arena football, Sy Richardson, Vaseline, and dildos.