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| The Nephews acting Cool by snapping their fingers |
It seems to me that Blood Diner is the king shit of fuck mountain. Of course there are other films like Frankenhooker and Dead Alive that could compete with it but those movies weren't directed by a woman, Jackie Kong, cinematic genius! For how misogynistic Blood Diner is it's quite baffling that a woman directed it. I'm sure feminist protestors were scratching their heads and rubbing their genitals for a bit when they realized this information.
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| Uncle Anwar's Brain |
The premise is about an Uncle who goes on a killing spree and winds up at his nephews house with a cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other. He tells the two boys to study the book of Sheetar before being ambushed by the police. Twenty some years later, the boys dig up the Uncle's brain in which he tells the boys they have the task of resurrecting the Lumerian Goddess Sheetar. In order to do this they kill a bunch of whores and use the various body parts from different bodies to make one composite body. The boys scout their victims at their vegetarian restaurant. It's not really a vegetarian restaurant though, it's a facade, because they actually serve dog dicks and the patrons eat it up. Once this is done they summon Sheetar with a "blood buffet" and a virgin to sacrifice for Sheetar to eat. During this two detectives try to stop the boys and the Uncle before the shit hits the fan.
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| Little Jimmy Hitler |
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It's a damn shame the pieces of shit at Lions Gate haven't made a proper DVD release for this in the states. There was a rumor that they were going to release it with some special features including commentary tracks, etc. But apparently they chose to dump it on a horror dvd pack with six other films instead of releasing Blood Diner autonomously. LAME!!!!!
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| I told you they served dog dicks! |
